I just went up there to change her sheets - which by the way is the biggest pain on the planet.
OH MY LORD. Here is an inventory of what I found:
Note - I am known for exaggeration. i.e. "I had a million things go do today!" or "Literally I wet my pants because I was laughing so hard" - neither of those statements would be true. This list below sadly is the honest to God's truth.
27 stuffed animals (granted they were varying sizes, some tiny, but still that is insane)
a trash can (clean fortunately but wtf???) filled with 13 books
8 other books strewn about
1 body pillow
1 regular pillow
a sleeping bag case -not the sleeping bag, just the case it goes in
7 water bottles. SEVEN! Photographic evidence below
Where is there actually room for her in this bed?
Mark my words, this child will be on a future episode of Hoarders and will have dead cats buried under 11 years of newspapers. This is a problem.